I'm going (have gone) mad

I'm packing the bags, the kid, the cat and the husband ad going off to live on another planet. I swear, can aliens be as introverted as we are? Life is truly not for the living. Here I am, in the lovely city of....Cleveland. Actually, I was here about a month ago and it was LOVELY. We had the seminar in the middle of downtown, at the downtown renaissance hotel, and it was attached to a MALL, and during my co-workers talks, I went out and bought Martin some onesies at Gymboree and a lipgloss (oh, SORRY, a lipglass) at MAC. Speaking of self absorbed bitches....what the hell am I? The BLACK kettle calling the pot black? Anyway. Let me off the bus already, I am fed up.